ESSC24 Song 5: The Landlord's Manageress - Written by Philip Brindley - England

EURinVISION SAFEGUARDING SONG CONTEST 2024

For the 5th song I'll let the title and rewording of this original Wicker Man classic tell you all you need to know about how delinquent girls can be supplied by people flying under the radar!

Song 5:

The Landlord’s Manageress 

 

Much has been said of the crumpets of yore

Of barmaids and beauty house queens by the score

But I sing of the old bag that we all adore

The Landlord's Manageress

(Oh, her lips are as rose as her hair in retreat

Her whisky is poor and her beers aren't cheap

And while she is grooming she's bitter and sweet

The Landlord's Manageress.)

You'll never love another

Although she's not the kind of girl

To take home to your mother

Her groomies are lively and strong to the taste

They're brеwed with discretion and always with haste

You can have all you like If you swear not to waste

The Landlord's Manageress

And when her name is mentioned

The pants of every gentleman

Don't stand up at attention

Now there's Jane of the Blossom and Doll of the Crown

Pretty Kate of the Garter and Star down in town

Fat Dolly who keeps the Red Heart of renown

But we'll take the landlord's manageress

Oh, nothing can delight so

As does the part that lies between

their left toe and their right toe