ESSC24 Song 2: If You Think I'm Sexy - Written by Philip Brindley - England
EUROVISION Safeguarding Contest 2024
This song won the 'Making Stopping The Vile Sexy Again' competition earlier this year, beating our first competitor into 2nd place so will certainly get plenty of votes, but will it be enough? I doubt it with the strength of the competition to come, but you never know in this retro world.
Song 2:
Aphonic Backer
He sits alone avoiding all suggestions He's so bored, asking all the questions His lips are dry, his heart is gently pounding Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking? If you want me and you think I'm sexy Come on matey report that nonce If you really need me just reach out and call police Come on mate tell me so, tell me so mate He's acting frustrated waiting for an answer Call the police let's spend the night together Now hold on a minute before we go much further He gives him a pound so he can report his parents They catch a cab for his high rise in his apartment At last he can truly show him exactly what reporting nonces meant If you really want me and you think I'm alright Come on matey grass a nonce up If you really need me just reach out and call police Come on mate report that nonce His heart's beating like a cut thumb 'Cause at last he's got his man to phone Relax mate, we’re nonceless and all alone They wake at dawn like two gay blokes singing Two total friends but that ain't what they're thinking Outside it's warm, clear and it's sunny They got each other, neither one's complaining He says, "I'm sorry but I'm out of milk and coffee" Never mind we can catch another nonce together If you want my body and you think I'm sexy Come on mate lets call the police up Now you really need me, we'll tell police together Come on mate lets do it so If you really need lets just reach out and call police Come on mate let me know If you think I'm alright and you want my body Come on mate, Come on mate lets go....

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