ESSC24 Song 3: Shebeneezer Goode - Written by Philip Brindley - England
EUROVISION SAFEGUARDING SONG CONTEST 2024
Our third song comes from mid-England, and so is a complete outsider here despite having a considerable fan club, it just simply won't be allowed to win so save your money!
Song 3:
Shebeneezer Goode
Vile cow, vile cow, very vile cow
Ha Ha Ha Ha
[Verse 1]
There's a woman in the place who's got a bittersweet face
And she goes by the name of Shebeneezer Goode
Her friends call her 'shezer and she is her boss’s geezer
And she viles up the place like no other man could
She's not refined or sublime, doesn’t make you feel fine
Though very much adhered and wealthy as fcuk
But if you know 'shezer she's a real coward pleaser
She's ever so Good - she's Shebeneezer Goode
You can see that she's misogynist, monogamous and devious
When she circulates amongst the people in the place
But once you know she's done, and something of an idiot
She gives a grin that goes around face to face to face
Backwards and then forwards, forwards and then backwards
Shezer is the groomzer, she loves to groom em in
It’s about time the crowd all shout the name of shezer
So she's crouching in the corner, laughing by her cells bin
[Chorus]
Wife’s a nonce, Wife’s a nonce, Mr G’s wife’s a nonce
Wife’s a nonce, Wife’s a nonce, Mr G’s wife’s a nonce
Wife’s a nonce, Wife’s a nonce, Mr G’s wife’s a nonce
Wife’s a nonce, Wife’s a nonce, Mr G’s wife’s a nonce
Mr G’s Wifes a Nonce
[Verse 2]
"Has anyone got any delinquents ?
Love leee ... Ye He He He
Ye He He He He”
Vile cow, vile cow, very vile cow
Ha Ha Ha Ha
[Verse 3]
The place ignites when they comin' alive
She takes you to the bottom, passes you all around
Then as smooth as the groove that is making her money
She glides into your mind with a sunny "Hello!"
A gentleman of leisure she's girls for your pleasure
But go easy on old shezeer she'll lead you to her master
E's the kind of geezer who must never be accused
When he’s in town and Shebeneezer is around
You can sense a presence in the sound of the crowd
She’s gets them all at it, kids partly start rocking - the people get excited
It's time to shout LOUD!
[Chorus]
Wife’s a nonce, Wife’s a nonce, Mr G’s wife’s a nonce
Wife’s a nonce, Wife’s a nonce, Mr G’s wife’s a nonce
Wife’s a nonce, Wife’s a nonce, Mr G’s wife’s a nonce
Wife’s a nonce, Wife’s a nonce, Mr G’s wife’s a nonce
[Outro]
She's Shebeneezer Goode
She's Shebeneezer Goode
Ya Ha Ha Ha
Ya Ha Ha Ha
Ya Ha Ha Ha
'Shezer Goode, 'Sheezer Goode, 'Shezer Goode
Oh what a carry on
'Shezer Goode, 'Sheezer Goode, 'Shezer Goode
Wicked
'Shezer Goode, 'Sheezer Goode, 'Shezer Goode
She's Shebeneezer Goode
Oh what a carry on
Wicked
Be gone with Shebeneezer goode'! Go back to your own town and do the same thing there as you have in our valley town and see how long you last without your elite masters protecting your facilitation for them and your minions!
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