ESSC24 Song 9: That's Teflukey - Written by Philipo Brindelli - Representing Northern Italy

EUROVISION SAFEGUARDING SONG CONTEST 2024

I must warn viewers that on stage next we've got a strongly worded, extremely dark cautionary tale of what to expect when you disrupt 'respectable' heterosexuals culturally historical supply of underage girls in public toilets!

Song 9:

That's Teflukey 

 

(In Mapton where 'love' is the kids) 

(When a man gets caught with a girl, here's what they say) 

When a manager hits your eye like a pizza gate P.I.E. 

That’s teflukey  

When the world seems to drag n you're caught out with kids 

Call stef arnie 

Alarm bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling 

And she'll sing "wella youa knowa" 

As her manager shouts: effing-effing-bent, effing-effing-bent 

To a gay tarantella face 

When the star catches luke out just like the pasta Savile 

Call stef arnie 

When you're well groomed and travelled with god knows who's kids at your feet 

You'r stef arnie 

When you act like a dream but you know you're a nightmare senorita 

Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Mapton 

That's teflukey 

(When a manager hits your eye like a big pizza gate P.I.E. 

That's teflukey 

When the world seems to drag n you're caught out with kids 

Call stef arnie 

Alarm bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling 

And she'll sing "wella youa knowa”                    

As her manager shouts  

effing-effing-bent, effing-effiing-bent       

To a gay tarantella face, unlucky fella 

When the star catches luke out just like the pasta Savile 

Call stef arnie 

When you're well-groomed and travelled with god knows whose kids at your feet 

Your stef arnie 

When you act like a dream, but you know you're a nightmare senorita 

Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Mapton 

 

That's teflukey,

Tefluky, thats teflukey